What the hell is this?

BonziWORLD is a node.js and socket.io based chat client featuring everyone's most hated loved purple gorilla. The client also uses speak.js and eSpeak.js to provide text-to-speech voices. Not exactly the original BonziBUDDY voice, but hey, it works.

How do I use it?

1. Enter a nickname (under 25 characters). If you don't enter one, you'll be named "Anonymous". (we r legion du nut 4 get)
2. Optionally, enter a room ID. If you want to join someone else, their room ID will be in the bottom-right corner of the screen.
   • If you enter a room ID that doesn't exist, you will be placed in a private room which can only be joined by people you share the ID with.
3. Be a BonziBUDDY.

What are the chat commands?

If you see any brackets, they indicate a placeholder. Don't type them in.

• /name [name] - Change your name.
  • There is a 25 character limit on names.
• /speed [speed] - Change your voice's speed.
  • Max value is 275, min value is 125.
• /pitch [pitch] - Change your voice's pitch.
  • Max value is 125, min value is 15.
• /color [color] - Change your BonziBUDDY's color! The ones available are:
  • red
  • yellow
  • lemon
  • brown
  • green
  • lime
  • blue
  • cyan
  • purple
  • magenta
  • black
  • white
  • grey
  • pink
  If you don't type a color, you will be given one at random.
• /joke - Tell a horribly written joke.
• /fact - Tell a horribly written "fact".
• /wtf - Say a random phrase.
• /backflip - Do a backflip.
  • Do '/backflip swag' for extra swag.
• /earth - Spin a globe.
• /shrug - I don't know.
• /swag - Look at my swag.
• /sad - Become depressed.
• /think - NEEERRRDDDD!! 🤓🤓🤓🤓.
• /youtube [video ID] - Play a YouTube video.
  • Alternatively, you can simply paste the URL in chat and it will automatically play it.
• /soundcloud [URL] - Play a soundcloud track, playlist or album.
• /image [URL] - Post an image.
• /video [URL] - Play an mp4 video.
• /audio [URL] - Listen to an mp3 file.
• /asshole [name] - Call someone an asshole.
• /welcome [name] - Welcome someone to BonziWORLD Enhanced.
• /owo [name] - owo, wat dis?
• /uwu [name] - uwu, wat dis?
• /triggered - The best copypasta.
• /twiggered - The worst copypasta.
• /linux - I'd just like to interject for a moment.
• /pawn - Hi, my name is BonziBUDDY, and this is my website.
• /bees - According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
• /vaporwave - ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ
• /unvaporwave - ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ ＩＳ ＫＩＬＬ
• /sticker [sticker] - Send a sticker in chat! The ones available are:
  • sad
  • bonzi
  • bye
  • cyan
  • flatearth
  • flip
  • forehead
  • high
  • host
  • kiddie
  • no
  • ban
  • sans
  • sex
  • spook
  • swag
  • topjej
  • big_bonzi
  • lol

Are there any rules?

• Yes there are. The list can be found here.

Remember that people can post files whenever they want! Furthermore, I am not responsible for anything that might happen to you or your device. If something happens, it's your fault and not mine!

PS: By visiting BonziWORLD, you accept the risk of getting infected with malware via user generated content, and that I am in no way liable for you or your devices!

Are there any limitations?

• All strings are sanitized to get rid of any malicious HTML/JS/CSS. Don't even try it motherfucker.
• There is a 2500 character limit in public rooms and a 5000 limit in private rooms.
• There is a 25 character limit on names.
• A max of 10 people are allowed in a public room. After that, a new public room will be created.
• A max of 30 people are allowed in private rooms.

Credits to:

• Node.JS
• socket.io
• sanitize-html
• Grunt
• Winston
• Express
• Create.js (Easel.js & Preload.js)
• jQuery
• jQueryUI
• jquery-contextmenu
• speak.js
• eSpeak.js
• seedrandom
• Apache Cordova
• Foodz

Contact me:

bonzi.world@outlook.com

• Email me there with any comments, questions, or concerns. Or whatever else. Memes? Sure, throw those in too!
  Be warned that I'm notoriously awful at checking my email though...